Psst....wanna be in a movie?

As I stroll along for my bus the other afternoon, I pass a fairly decent looking guy.  "Psst" he says after I've gone by. Fox slowly turns, allowing sunlight to fall on red hair. "Wanna be in a movie? It's really good money." Fox contemplates for a minute. "I don't really have time" (what with work, uni, thinking continuously about sexy guy, well that takes up all my time). "But it's good money. At least 2,000." Fox opens eyes wide. "What kinda movie?" "A snuff movie. But you'd get 2 - 3,000." Fox looks around very respectable neighbourhood she and would-be-producer are in. "I'm really sorry, I just don't have the time right now. But good luck with that."

Yup, could have used an extra 2,000 right now but hey, with my luck I'd really get snuffed and odd guy would get to keep the money!