Happy Bloomin' Christmas

Yeah I know it is Christmas. But finding neither a BMW nor an amazing guy under my tree, I decided to bath the cat. Now the cat has never been bathed before & I must say didn't take too kindly to its Christmas bath. In fact cat used my right leg as climbing post to escape. When plunked back in, cat used my left leg as climbing post, managing to push me into bath at the same time. I know evil cat did that on purpose. Now we are both wet and bedraggled and I swear I have 25 puncture wounds. If there was a gorgeous guy under tree he'd take one look at me and flee.........