Monday, December 31, 2007

The Bathing Suit


It appears I am going on holiday. It's easy for guys. They just go to any shop, buy a pair of swim shorts et voila. No stress, no agony.

Me? I go to 5 different shops over 2 days & eventually find 2 suits I like. One covers just about everything; Queen Victoria would have approved. The second one, a two piece halter top & boy leg bottom makes me feel instantly sexy so I buy that one.

But the lighting in the store was too kind. In the glare of my bathroom I no longer feel or look sexy. The word horrified comes to mind as I contemplate a couple of bulges that were definitely not evident in the store.

Haul out blue one piece from several years ago. Still fits & looks fine but.....I'm not quite ready to look like my mother. But perhaps in this crowd I won't be spotted.....

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