Resolutions - 2

Well that was a record - broke all 3 resolutions within 30 minutes of getting back to work. But I can explain.....

Mr. H. hands me a stack of confidential photocopying, which means I cannot delegate this to the office junior. On passing desk of said office junior, notice she looks a little worse for wear. Now it is not that I'm jealous because she obviously went on a bender this New Year's and I didn't, but sarcastic comment slips out before I can stop it. "Need a junior aspirin do we?" The photocopier, obviously harbouring resentment at being awoken from its Christmas break slumber, proceeds to eat the first piece of paper. Doing its best imitation of the office Christmas tree, every light on the darn thing starts to blink. "WTF. *!$+*&^@ photocopier." Kneel down to poke around in paper trays intentionally designed so we will kneel at God of Photocopier. Horror of horrors, button pops off new white shirt. And in walks Mr. H. I'm not sure he was quite prepared to be confronted by his manic EA, kneeling on floor, best push up bra finally exposed......